British cupcakes

This British-themed cupcake kit is a great way to honor Great Britain. My ancestors loved that place until they accumulated too much crazy Puritannical bullshit not to sail a murderboat across the ocean and set up camp in the New World.

Instead of the typical tourist icons, though, I’d prefer to have four different toothpicks. One each with a CCTV camera, a raincloud, a Tesco, and a nationalized healthcare system on top.