28 September, 2012
The $49,999.95 Relaxation Capsule
The Relaxman Relaxation Capsule is $49,999.95 of calming down. There’s a heated waterbag inside that you sit on, and it plays music to you. The manufacturer doesn’t specify whether or not it’s got internet installed, which renders the whole thing kinda useless. How fucking relaxed can I get if I’m not able to see Twitter?