There are a lot of options for attaching lights to your hands, and all of them are stupid. There’s the GloveLite, the Seven-Mode Rave Glove and the LED Glove. But Party Rats (in the picture above) are my favorite. Probably because they’re “perfect for night blogging.”

It can take years, sometimes decades for the FDA to approve drugs that treat cancer and other horrible diseases. The pain-killers these patients need are constantly being altered, restricted, and neutered for fear of abuse. And the federal battle against weed continues unabated, with dispensaries in California being raided on a constant basis, leaving patients without the only medicine they can afford to treat their ailments. (Pharmaceuticals, of course, are out of reach for those whom insurance will not cover for the reason that they’re too sick.)

So it’s good to know you can still inhale “whipped-cream chargers” to your face for a cheap and legal high. As with most other mind-altering substances available at large online retailers, the “recommended products” gives you a list of everything else you need to huff nitrous oxide, suggesting they are “Frequently Bought Together.”

i.e. “You are the shitty afterthought of an addition to my life, and you act unpredictably depending on who you’re interacting with, and you’re only pretty to people who don’t know how fucked up you are.”