If You’re A Baby

If you’re a baby, after a hard day of laying around and sucking tit, you probably need to relax with a baby jacuzzi. And if you’re going to sit in a jacuzzi, it had better be one that doesn’t work, and makes electronic sound effects so loud it really upsets your baby mind and makes you cry all to hell.

Also, it helps a lot if you have to put 10 big-ass batteries into it and it still doesn’t work.