2,000 live mealworms

2,000 live mealworms for reptiles, birds, and fish? More like 2000 live mealworms for reptiles, birds, fish, and people who like a lot of protein that moves while it’s inside you being digested.

You have to like that one guy left a review saying “these aren’t as fancy as the mealworms I get from the pet store.” What’s a fancy mealworm? Does it come with a little monocle and know the difference between “who” and “whom?”