Cilantro

Some people think cilantro is OK, and good for you, it doesn’t taste like weird soap in your mouth and make you want to die. I just think whoever started farming this stuff should have asked around to make sure half the people in the world didn’t think it was sick.

I’m tasting cilantro in my mouth just writing this, and getting really close to buying a live cilantro plant and putting it straight into the compost pile to show it who’s boss.