Thundershirt

The Thundershirt is a dog shirt that costs $38. It claims to relax your dog in any situation that would cause it to bark or get mad or scared.

Unfortunately, it only seems to work on dogs that don’t really get that upset in the first place, according to reviews, and also, it costs $38. If my dog wants me to spend that much money on a Thundershirt he needs to get a Thunderjob.