Monthly Archives: November 2012

iPhone 2001

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This is a big stand that you keep on your desk, and it takes up a ton of room. You put your iPhone in it and pretend it’s 2001, and you have a huge office telephone hooked to the wall with a wire. Not bad for twenty bucks, though, that’s not— Wait, it’s not twenty bucks? It’s $165?!

Huh. Okay.



Fake tattoo sleeves

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Whether or not you like the way tattoos look, it takes some fortitude to sit for twenty or thirty hours while a dude drills into your skin with a needle. Your skin leaks fluid and it’s painful and itchy and you have to keep it clean and colored scabs fall off, and the scabs look like fruity pebbles. It’s hard, and it’s gross, and it proves you can endure pain for the reward of a drawing on your body.

Wearing two spandex cylinders printed with tattoo art on your arms to pretend you have real tattoo sleeves is ALMOST as cool as all of that, though.



Singing Toothbrush

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The Lady Gaga Singing Toothbrush uses the electric motor in the toothbrush to “play” a Lady Gaga song into your jawbone, propagating the vibrations to your inner ear, where you hear a Lady Gaga song as a result. “Brush Buddies” is the brand name here, which is kind of weird, because if someone sang a Lady Gaga to me in my bathroom every time I brushed my teeth, I wouldn’t call that person a Brush Buddy.

Of course, if this thing played “Brush Your Teeth” by Kompressor, I’d think it was genius and probably brush my teeth five times a day.








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