The seven billion people who share our planet

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The seven billion people who share our planet have seven billion different answers to the question “why are we here?” My answer, personally, is “to transform, bit-by-bit, any source of human happiness into a product to be purchased.”

Enter the Snowball Maker. Someone found a niche that was unexploited (the two hours people spend outside every winter before returning inside til March) and created a plastic gadget to fill that niche. Those were two hours we spent with our family and friends, buying nothing, enjoying each others’ company, creating memories. Now we can buy a gadget for that fun.

This is why I think that if aliens know there’s life on Earth, they’re not landing here, on purpose.






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