Everyone is missing something

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Everyone is missing something in their life. Maybe you’re lonely, maybe you’ve got a shitty career, maybe your family is insane. Or maybe… just maybe… you’ve been wanting to carve a hole into a piece of fruit, so you can put a candle down inside the fruit, so when the fruit rolls over, your house catches on fire.






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