Spike Your Juice

This is called “Spike Your Juice” and it’s a little kit to let you ferment fruit juice in your house. You know what it’s called when you turn juice into alcohol? Prison wine. You do it in an old bag, under your cot, and it tastes bad, and it costs nothing. Not $19.95.

Oh, and prison wine is not “a European favorite”, as the manufacturer describes. You’re thinking of real wine.