18 February, 2013

Ethanol-burning fireplace

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This miniature $160 ethanol-burning fireplace is perfect for a night in, when you want the ambience and warmth of a real fireplace, with the soothing soundtrack of “Shit. Shit. Ass. Motherfucker. I knocked— The rug. Shit. It’s spreading. Where’s your phone? Call the— No I don’t know where a fire extinguisher is. Call 911.”






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