The Sexflesh “Ride Me Transsexual” is a horrific, fleshy lump of plastic that’ll set you back $241. Rest assured that it’s not here for breaking the boundaries of gender. It’s here because it’s a dead body with dead eyes and a rigor-mortis penis and someone cut her legs off oh my god we have to call the cops we have to call the cops what are you


no please

no no no no what are you doing put your pants NO PLEASE NO NO NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO THOSE “THREE WAITING LOVE OPENINGS”

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