TractionSocks

Sure, TractionSocks are $10,000 for three pairs ($1,666.66 for each sock, if you do the math) but the important features of them are frff, ffff, f, ff, and fff.

Apparently I’m not the first one to find these, as they have a number of reviews.

The picture above is from the manufacturer. I don’t know what it’s supposed to mean. You look at it and tell me.