Screw-Me Kit

screw-me-kit-corkscrewThe “X-Rated Screw Me Sex Kit” is $139.95, and comes with:

  1. A cheapo vibrator
  2. A bottle of “X-Rated” lube
  3. 3 rubber o-rings
  4. A plastic treasure-hole
  5. A brush (??!)
  6. Some kind of corkscrew mystery object I don’t understand at all. (You’ll have to click through to see the picture.)





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