Coffee: The Caffeine Energy Drink


“Dudes, you know what would be mondo swag?” The CEO of Monster Energy stood up from the conference table and swept his toupee hair back with a flourish. “We should totes make a ‘nergy drink that tastes like coffee. It’s a mega flavor for 2013. NOBODY has a caffeinated drink that tastes like ‘ffee.”

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