Fedora For Children


Give your child the je ne sans quoi of an Internet Pickup Artist with this mini-sized Fedora! All he’ll need is a Reddit account and a couple of books that tell young men to manipulate women and ignore the concept of consent. After all – he’s a nice guy and he’s tired of being friend-zoned!

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