Perfect Polly: A Fake Bird

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“Perfect Polly” is a fake bird to put in your house, to make you less lonely. No cleanup required, unless you mean the fracking done to extract the crude oil to make into plastic so that you can have a fake bird.

A sad reviewer noted “you cant hear it sing and can only hear the head turn which is just like a quiet blender.”








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