Dyson Air Multiplier

The Dyson Air Multiplier is a device similar to a fan, except it’s ten times more expensive ($265.)

Actually, despite its advertising, it IS a fan. The fan is just hidden in the base and squeezes the air out of the ring at the top, instead of just blowing it directly out of the fan blades, making it less efficient than a regular fan. It also sounds like a fucking hair dryer and costs more than the air conditioner I put in my bedroom window.