Turtles: Surely, An Unsexualized Halloween Choice


There’s nothing less sexualized than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. All they want to do is be in the 1980s, say Cowabunga, follow a big-ass rat around and eat pizza. So it’s probably safe for a girl to


Oh goddamn it.

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