USB Hole Warmer

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I’m blurring out the jerkglob itself for discretion¬†(you can see the uncensored picture on the product listing if you want) because what I want to focus on is the “USB Hole Warmer”¬†in the upper right, which you stick into your jerkglob before you use it to churn your hog.

The seller also claims that the hole warmer-jerkglob combo lets you “experience what it’s like to be deep inside the world’s hottest porn star,” but unless you’re an IUD, that’s probably not true.








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