USB Hole Warmer

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I’m blurring out the jerkglob itself for discretion (you can see the uncensored picture on the product listing if you want) because what I want to focus on is the “USB Hole Warmer” in the upper right, which you stick into your jerkglob before you use it to churn your hog.

The seller also claims that the hole warmer-jerkglob combo lets you “experience what it’s like to be deep inside the world’s hottest porn star,” but unless you’re an IUD, that’s probably not true.






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