23 December, 2013
This album, entitled “Morgellons Clearing,” bearing a cover art (above) of a sky full of chemtrails, is purportedly an album which will remove your Morgellons, should you listen to the whole thing. Each track is fifteen solid minutes of a single tone. If you can make it past five seconds the first one (warning, it’s loud) I don’t blame the Morgellons for leaving your body. (The entire “album” is over two and a half hours long.)
Lest you think that Morgellons Clearing is Jayme Hunt’s only masterpiece, Sinusitis Sinus Pain is 57 minutes of hell, a piercing tone somewhere above 10,000 Hz which set off my very real tinnitus after a few seconds of playing through my computer speakers. Thankfully, Restless Leg Syndrome Relief is pitched lower, and somewhat forgiving, at only twenty minutes long.
And if you’re worried about those chemtrails up there in the picture, J-Hunt has just the salve for your chemtrail-induced fatigue. A hundred and five minutes of “Chemtrails Clearing”, tracks one through seven.