Slice-O-Matic

The Slice-O-Matic holds the distinction of being the worst slicing tool available to mankind, having racked up 66 one-star reviews. The handle breaks off and the blade is unable to cut apples, tomatoes, potatoes, or even the cucumber shown in the product picture. The only good thing about the Slice-O-Matic is this review where a Latvian customer seems convinced that it was sold to him by the secret police.