Images You Should Not Masturbate To


I never wanted to masturbate to an old man chopping through ice with an ax until this stupid book told me not to. Go to hell, Graham Johnson and Rob Hibbert, for trying to crank-shame me with pictures of rubber dishwashing gloves and other JPEGs you found on the internet.

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