Surge, the soda of the 90s.

Although it could be argued that Crystal Pepsi (or perhaps Orbitz) was the quintessential failed 90s soda, Surge is the only one that’s being manufactured again in 2014. Predictably, the Internet has left hundreds of “funny” reviews on the item listing. Whether you’re serious or ironic about saying you love Surge, the end result is the same: you’re using the miracle of global electronic communication to discuss a billion-dollar company’s sugar water.