30 October, 2014
Halloween’s almost here, but this is your final reminder that nothing is safe from the clutches of Sexy Halloween For Women. Not even a word game whose play involves memorizing thousands of useless letter combinations like JO, ZA, and AE.
If you need something less cerebral than this plastic dress that says BOO and SPOOKY, let me suggest Sexy Checkers.
And if that doesn’t invite enough people to grab your bathing-suit area, there’s Sexy Tetris, where you hold a handful of Tetris tiles and let people stick them to your tiny dress.