A unicycle can only be ridden those who have taken the time and energy to master the art of riding it. So, then, it makes sense that a company might design and sell a self-balancing unicycle to allow the rich to buy their way out of practice. (You would arguably have to be rich to buy one of these.)
If you’ve ever asked yourself, “How can I make sure I look at my phone while I’m driving way over the speed limit?” then the Cobra iPhone Radar Detector is the answer. The only way it could be more dangerously distracting is if it held french fries, though, in the world of bad-decision consumerism, anything is possible.
Whatever your political affiliation, having a Sarah Palin obsession is bizarre. Collecting this stuff would be like wearing a Bob Dole mask, carefully dusting your Bob Dole figurines with a Bob Dole feather duster.
Reiki is the name of a faux-medical scam that involves the practitioner touching your body with their hands, and then imagining that healing energy is coming through their hands into your body to heal it. (I’m not joking or exaggerating – that’s actually what Reiki is.) Since it’s alternative medicine, and therefore not able to be subjected to the scientific method, its practitioners can do whatever they want with their imaginary healing powers without being subject to regulation.
Bringing alt-medicine to the world of animals has to be lucrative, then, because unlike a human, a dog or rabbit won’t know you’re a lunatic when they see you approach them, adorned in crystals, crazy look in your eyes, murmuring, “I have healing energy in my hands.”
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