Ass Scams

“This product did not work at all,” one reviewer complained about Weight Gain Formula, a pill which claims to cause ass-based weight gain after taking it for six to eight weeks. Of course it didn’t! You’ll need to eat more and exercise less if you want to gain weight. The thermodynamics of fat storage are well-studied.

“Major Curves Butt Enhancement Dietary Supplement” has received similar complaints, along with a customer review saying “My man said my but feel heavier”, which they didn’t seem to construe as an enhancement.

“Brand New Booty” works equally well (i.e. not at all) and comes with the benefit of a rap-inspired bottle design and a higher price. If you’re going to go by volume of ass, though, I think the best butt-product of all is Butt Enhancement Cream, which comes with dozens of customer pics of enhanced butts. Does it work? Or does it simply induce people to post their butts on the reviews? You decide.