Coffin Bed

The Nicodemus Coffin Bed is a padded coffin whose slogan is, according to the product listing, “Why buy a casket for just one day?” In case you thought it was just a bed, they add “Use it as a coffin when the time arises.” It looks less comfortable than the quilted, padded Star Legacy Deluxe Casket, but at least it’s not the $59 corrugated-cardboard special.