Walk around with a loaded handgun


If you’re going to walk around with a loaded handgun, why not leave that ol’ thing hanging out in your “Gun Tote’n Hobo Handbag” and keep your hand on it the whole time you’re out of the house. It’s like a dreamcatcher, but instead of catching bad dreams, you get really scared because you saw a minority, and you shoot them.

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