Calf Slimmers

calf-shapers

Out of all the body parts a lady could have, it seems bizarre that calves would need “slimming”. But, as my article about arm slimmers probably proved, any body part on a woman can be slimmed with a constricting piece of elastic.

While there are actual medical uses for compression socks, these are described as “Lose Weight Fat Buster,” and claim to “enhance your gap.”

For a dip into a deeper pool of sadness, though, you have to turn to the same company’s thigh shapers, which have a single review from a customer named Caroline, who gave them five stars, saying “Too small for legs, but just right for arms.”






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