Soap For Men Only

The Duke Cannon Supply Company has made a soap which brags it’s “3x bigger than feminine soaps” and “not for clowns.” So, by inference, according to Duke Cannon, women are “clowns.”

At the same time, their “Hard Working Hair Wash,” at $14 for ten ounces, brags that it has “no harsh sulfates or parabens.” Sounds pretty rugged to me.

Misogyny aside, the idea that a REAL MAN can’t use unisex soap or shampoo is laughable. Wittle boy has to have his pwecious man soap. Awwww. It’s so cute. Want a wittle twuck toy? Your wittle butt hurt? Here, have a Dude Wipe.