Star Wars Onesies

If you like Star Wars, there’s no in between. You can either try your hardest to live your life like an adult human, or you turn to the dark side, shamefully don your C3PO onesie and  live your life inside, bathed in the warm glow of ancient TV shows. And on the days when the C3PO has accumulated too much shame to be worn without skin irritation, there is the Stormtrooper Onesie.

It may not be adult-sized underoos, but until then… Shit, wait, is that a link? There are adult underoos? I think I’ve gone too far.