Grow antibiotic-resistant bacteria at home.

Clindamycin, a powerful antibiotic, is available online, without a prescription. Why is this a problem? Clindamycin is known to cause outbreaks of Clostridium difficile, a bacteria that causes uncontrollable diarrhea, resulting in the deaths of around 14,000 people annually in the United States alone. The antibiotic resistance caused by the overuse of antibiotics has directly lead to XDR TB (extensively-drug-resistant tuberculosis) and Super-Gonorrhea (an antibiotic-resistant sexually-transmitted bacteria.)

In case fatal diarrhea, incurable shit-lung, or dick-rot doesn’t toot your whistle, there’s always trenbolone, an anabolic steroid being sold as “cattle implant.”