Kathy’s Boxes

A lady named Kathy puts words on boxes and sells the boxes as “Primitives By Kathy.” I’m not sure she understands the concept though.

Kathy’s best friend is a huge asshole.

No, Kathy, you probably do need therapy. You let your friends abuse you, and—

That’s, uh, fine, but I love a lot of things more than pickles. It would be better if it said—

Kathy are you having a stroke