Kathy’s Boxes

A lady named Kathy puts words on boxes and sells the boxes as “Primitives By Kathy.” I’m not sure she understands the concept though.


Kathy’s best friend is a huge asshole.


No, Kathy, you probably do need therapy. You let your friends abuse you, and—


That’s, uh, fine, but I love a lot of things more than pickles. It would be better if it said—


Kathy are you having a stroke

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