Faceless Dick Onesie

lycra-penis-sheathThe regular zentai suits, one-piece spandex garments which cover the wearer’s face, are creepy enough. (Zentai Santa, which I wrote about before, is a good example.) But now there are zentai suits which come with a penis sheath built in, so you can live your life as the boner-bearing Power Ranger you’ve always dreamed of.

I had to blur this out for obvious reasons, but the page shows, eerily, that the model’s stiffy responds differently to the different colors.

For those unwilling to commit to a full-body penis suit, the same manufacturer offers penis-sheath shorts, describing them as “unisex.”

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