Are you tired of your 100-plus-inch 4k Ultra Television being flat instead of curved? Have a small house or an extremely nice car you’re selling soon? Then the Samsung Curved Ultra Television may be the item for you.

In case you’re itching to be the funny guy who leaves a funny review, don’t let me stop you, but over a thousand “hilarious” people have left “humorous” reviews already.

It’s not surprising that a Bitcoin mining device costs $499, or that they’re still available in 2015 despite the crash of the imaginary currency’s value. (It’s impossible to even pay back your cost of electricity with a Bitcoin mining device now, of course.) What is surprising is that it’s currently the #1 best-seller in the “computer servers” category.

Imagine thousands of people clamoring to buy a desktop device that manufactures Tamagotchis, except a hacker can’t steal your Tamagotchi remotely, from his home in Bulgaria.

Five words: Bad ass throwing spike bracelet.

One more word: Leather.

Two more words: Baaaaad assssss.

You could either learn to flick your wrist to toss the ingredients in a regular, cheap wok… or buy the misshapen $133 “Boomerang Wok” which allows you to forgo mastering this basic cooking skill.

If your name’s Taylor, you can buy this wall sticker to commemorate your….. karate skill.

“Resolution” is a homeopathic dietary supplement which supposedly helps you lose weight. Of course, since it’s “homeopathic,” it’s literally a bottle of water.

An insanely expensive bottle of water.

But at least it’s not this $899.99 bottle of sixty homeopathic pills.

The field of chiropractic medicine is full of quacks. One of these is Dr. Burl Pettibon, who developed a system of weights that patients wear to “correct their posture” that is deemed to be asymmetrical or incorrect under his system. His practices advocate for the continual “correction” of patients who do not currently experience any pain or problems with their spine. As you might imagine, the chronic use of neck weights and traction can cause pain, nerve damage, and tissue damage that weren’t present prior to use.

But, hey, if you want to pay hundreds of dollars to strap metal bars to your head, it’s a free country. No one’s gonna stop you from ruining your body because you believed some guy who’s taking your money.