The Inflatable Not-A-Chair

This wedge-shaped inflatable pizza is being sold as a chair, but it seems designed to undermine the parenting principle of “Please just sit right in the god damned chair.” Describing it as a chair, and showing children leaning on it, laying on it, and just generally being fucking weird with the chair is about to make me have an aneurysm. I’m clicking off this now. Bye.