“More like THE BESt things fOR SALE!@!@!@” you snort, sipping your The Oatmeal-branded energy drink. “Farking epic lollery,” you add, in a whisper.

Three stories about… dog romance. As in a person and a dog. Not bestiality. Just romance. Which is almost weirder. (There’s a “Look Inside”, as always, if you want to dive into the deep pool of Dog Romance.)  

Lest you think I’m shitting on childrens’ space merch, these fur-lined, Star Wars-branded Crocs are sized to fit adult men and women. There’s a Boba Fett Croc, and a Stormtrooper Croc, again both for adults, but the Chewbacca design is clearly the worst.

The HoodiePillow is what it sounds like: a pillow with a sweatshirt hood built in. It’s perfect for the person who doesn’t move while they sleep, or can relax when they are attached to their pillow. There’s also a travel version, which, if you think about it for a second before clicking, looks exactly as you’d imagine it to be in your mind.

Whoever designed this sticker has a fundamental misunderstanding with regard to tampon usage.

These plastic six-pack rings were phased out by most beverage companies after it was discovered they kill marine wildlife, who become fatally entangled in the plastic rings. So here’s a stack of 200 of em. Drop a Jackson and go kill 1,200 birds.

The Recon Jet is an insanely expensive pair of sunglasses that has a built-in LED display. It shows you what direction you’re traveling in, what time it is, displays any messages you get on your phone… you know, like your phone. Except on your head, because you think that going jogging turns you into the fucking Terminator.