What is a pirate?

Before you appropriate culture by dressing like a pirate this Halloween, let me remind you:

woman-pirate

This is not a pirate.

man-pirate

This is also not a pirate.

actual-pirate

This is a pirate.

taken-by-two-pirates

But neither of these men are pirates.






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