Donald Trump Toilet Paper

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If you wanted to ass off on Donald Trump, you probably don’t need this roll of Trump toilet paper.¬†You could use a Four Billion Dollar Trump Bill (fashioned to look like a 2010′s-style bank note) or even a regular old printed-off JPEG to do the trick. But more importantly, it’s worth noting that the #1-best-selling novelty toilet paper is a 3-pack of Barack Obama TP, suggesting not only that the shitting-on-a-face level of discourse is more popular among that demographic, but that they actually use it as their regular toilet paper to the extent that they buy multiples.








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