The Didgeridoo-Playing Ninja Dog

We’re all searching for meaning. This dog is just one of us, bumbling through the universe, never getting more than a tenth of a percent of the way to enlightenment. Who are we to judge this creature? Who among us would be the first to say that silently stalking a victim in the night for revenge before returning home to tongue the deeply-resonant indigenous Australian instrument is no way to achieve bliss and knowledge? Not I, and nor should you. Namaste.