What decisions would you have had to make in life to lead you to purchasing a pizza lanyard? Your infancy, adolescence, coming-of-age, adulthood, all culminating in a triangular pocket worn round your neck like a carb-laden albatross. Pizza not as pleasure, but as a burden. I must wear this slice.
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