How To Earn A Shower


I sweat into my shitty clothes for about 16 hours a day, does that count as earning a shower? Do I only have to sweat into them for 12.3 hours to earn a Canadian shower? And what are the requirements for a hippie to earn his shower?

TWTFS is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to We are not affiliated with the manufacturers whose products appear on TWTFS.

Contact drew at or tweet him @TWTFSale.