Robotic Lawn Mower

I can’t think of anything wrong with letting a machine with giant rotating blades decide where it wants to go, but this self-propelled lawn mower is exactly that thing. It doesn’t help that it’s styled to look like a dystopian future cop car, either.

There’s a cheaper one available if you don’t want to shell out two grand on the device that will eventually link up with SkyNet and learn to stand upright to murder its victims legs-first.