Darth Vader Waffle Maker


A waffle maker that makes Darth Vader-shaped waffles might, at first glance, employ the classic tactic of combining two things you like in order to take your money. But, if you check out the picture of the waffle it makes, it’s clear that it’s more of a Shitty Pancake Maker than anything else. The job of a waffle maker is to provide a high surface-area-to-volume ratio to give you a crisp waffle, not a soggy pancake.

Check out the cheaper (and best-selling) Presto Belgian Waffle Maker if you need a waffle maker, or a picture of how the inside of a waffle maker should look in order to function correctly. You can write “Star Wars” on the lid if you must. Of course, neither of these will allow you to “barbecue like a Jedi.”

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