Monthly Archives: May 2016

“Fans Of Religious Stupidity”

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Referring to millions of people (in this country alone) as “fans of religious stupidity” is a great way to try to make normal atheists sound like internet-typing dorkbags. There is, amazingly, an enormous group of atheist and agnostic people in the world who aren’t threatened by the existence of the Bible. They’re all around you, on the bus, in the grocery store, at work, living their lives without the need to say things like “More like the King FAILS Version!!!”

Besides, if you need to buy an entire book to tell you why the Bible is not literally The Word Of God, you might not be as smart as you think you are.



Butt Shorts For Gun

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“You will forget you are carrying and concealing a handgun,” brags the manufacturer of these shorts, apparently unaware that that might lead to something terrible.

Rasta Dog

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No! NO! BAD! That is not the chalice! You are licking the goddamn toilet! BAD! Bad bredren!








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