If you need to exfoliate your feet, Baby Foot is a fairly popular way to do it. Unfortunately, this is what that looks like:

This is a “ground meat chopper”, for those who are unable to do it with a normal spatula, and want something in their drawer that doesn’t also function as a regular ($1.49) spatula.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s important that medical professionals be able to study and practice all of the procedures of childbirth before they have to perform them for real. It’s just that you and I both know what people are going to use this thing for.

Watch a box fan for 3 hours with this $1.99 online video rental. (You can, of course, choose to purchase it for $4.99.)

Customers who watched “box fan” also watched oscillating fan and ceiling fan. Of course.

Sure thing, buddy.

The Fried Chicken Phone Case is not what it sounds like (a phone case with a picture of fried chicken on it) but is, rather, a regular phone case with a life-size piece of fried chicken glued to it. Check out the rest of the pictures.

The crying-while-laughing emoji is now available in plastic ball format.