This de-shedding tool would probably fine if it weren’t for the name.

Why would you call it that?!

This hat is a baby-boomer’s nightmare vision of what a millennial would wear: a snapback with two middle fingers (one of which says FUCK) flanking the word SHIT.

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You wouldn’t think that an umbrella you wear as a hat would be such a persistent novelty, but here we are in 2016 with a new one. It would be unremarkable but for the “Yeah, we’ve got umbrella hats, and yeah, we’re cool” picture the manufacturer includes in the listing.

If you’re dying for more umbrella hat, here’s a list of available umbrella hats I made last year.

No, there’s nothing inherently wrong with this laser-thermometer. It’s cheap and it works. But if you’re anything like me, you’ll use it mostly for making your dog (or cat) chase it around the room, so when you need it for cooking, the battery’s dead.